KNOW HOWS

HOW TO GET MORE LINKBACKS FOR YOUR BLOG

2008-06-19T05:03:00.000-07:00

If you are a genuine blogger, interested in blogging for fun and as an hobby, you are not generally interested in getting linkbacks for your blog.Even if you want link backs, people may readily accept and agree to link back to your blog.

But, if its very clear and evident that you are blogging for money, your requests may go unheeded when requested.The best possible way to get the linkback will be to disguise as a girl, upload a feminine profile picture and the soothingly, seducingly ask him for a linkback.If you are a girl, no problems what so ever.If you are requesting a girl, there is no answer for that as of now. We will update it ASAP.

HOW TO PROPOSE A GIRL

2008-06-18T09:03:00.001-07:00

This simple tutorial will help you guys as to how you can ideally propose to your girl friend.Follow One of these tricks or a combination of them to successfully propose her.

1.

U: You are under arrest.

SHE: Why?

U: For stealing my heart.

2.

U: How come you have got so much stamina dear?

SHE: What? Sorry...

U: You have been running through my mind all day.

3.

U: (In a surprised tone) Jesus Christ! How did you come here ?
I thought there are no Angels on the earth.

SHE: :)

4.

U:(pretend like a mad talking to a rose and then go straight to her after she notices you)

Wondering what i was doing with that rose?

SHE: yes.What was that?

U: We had a small debate and i was convincing the rose that you are beautiful than it.

SHE: :)

5.

U: I don't love you. I dont want to marry you and right now i am not proposing you.So, kindly try to understand me please.

6.

U: Do you like your daughter being dated by my son , when they are born.

SHE: No.

U:I agree.Shall we make their relation a brother-sister one.

7.

(Go angrily to her and speak in a serious angry tone)

U: Listen, i cannot marry you right now.There are some problems for me right now.Let me settle them first.Try to understand my position dear.We will get married the day after tomorrow.

SHE:???? :)

NOTE: The word "proposal" here refers to a proposal for a life term relationship, marriage or a living relationship.These techniques are strictly not prescribed for one day Twenty Twenty matches.

HOW TO SLIM IN 2 WEEKS

2008-06-18T08:58:00.000-07:00

Shying away from public parties?Not confident enough to ask for dates?Not many people approaching you for dates?Your weight could be the problem.This tutorial will teach you as to how you can slim your body and bring your body to the perfect shape that you ever imagined.The perfect sexy boobs , if you are a woman, absence of it if you are a man :), the ideal waist-line, butts and abs.Have it all in just a fortnights time.Here we go.

1.

Sleeping has got some thing to do with this mechanism of weight gaining.So sleep continuously for four days, give it a break, get up, eat some sugarless, bread less, vegetable less food that contains minimal calories.

2.

Yes you can very well eat pizzas, but dont add onions, capsicum,cheese , any other vegetables and oil.It would be better if you avoid the bread base, which can help you in loosing weight.

3.

Drink lots and lots of milk, and water. I mean the cows milk .I should be more clear and specific here.You never know, the world is changing.

4.

Spend most of the time in sex.It would be better if you have one sexual partner, but even otherwise it is Ok. Straight sex here would be ideal, dont use penis enlargement capsules or other sexual enlargement techniques or medications .Remember, we are working on slimming the body.Fuck as many chicks you find and screw them hard. Check for the legality in your country.

5.

Starve for two weeks. If not possible try as long as you can and just when you feel exhausted, have one bread and then continue the starvation.